The following anonymous letter was placed in the mailbox of a couple of our former board members.  We considered printing the poem but it was so bad that we decided that it was better suited for the Baldwin County Press. ;)

It seems that someone has some real issues.  Apparently, somebody hurt his widdle feelings.

Dear Webmaster,

Time, and available space, drastically prohibits the inclusion of the multitudes of member signatures which endorse the sending of this letter to you and your diminutive band of dissenters. We realize that your “renegade” web site must be all that remains, following what must have certainly been an astronomically humiliating defeat for you, but none of your fellow community members appreciate your lame and inadequate attempts to detract from our community’s bright new chances for success with our new board of directors.

That being said, we’d like to offer this poem to you. A copy has also been forwarded to the Baldwin County Press for publication. Given the sensitivity of its content and the enormity of your terribly over-inflated egos, we doubt seriously that you possess the “Grapes” to print it on that shame of a web site of yours... However, we just wanted to let you know how we all felt: