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You can
properly pronounce Conecuh, Cahaba, Opelika, Sylacauga, Oneonta, and
Eufaula.
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You think
people who complain about the heat in their states are sissies.
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A tornado
warning siren is your signal to go out in the yard and look for a funnel.
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You know
that the true value of a parking space is not determined by the distance
to the door, but by the availability of shade.
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Stores don't
have bags or shopping carts, they have sacks and buggies.
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You think
everyone from a bigger city has an accent.
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You measure
distance in minutes.
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You know
cowpies are not made of beef.
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Someone you
know has used a football schedule to plan their wedding date.
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You aren't
surprised to find movie rental, ammunition, beer and bait all in the same
store.
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A Mercedes
Benz isn't a status symbol. A Chevy Silverado Extended Bed Crew Cab is.
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You learned
how to shoot a gun before you learned how to multiply.
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You actually
get these jokes and are "fixin' " to send them to your friends.
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You have
used your heater and air-conditioner in the same day!
